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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Necrophilia is disgusting and creepy, but as time goes on, i think it may be the only way i could ever get the government to recognize my relationship w/ a man. (written in the course of a discussion w/ peter, who's writing a necrophilia play, so no, i' m not a perv)
my last boyfriend was smart and great and all that, but he would periodically, in public, go on long diatribes about the films of barbra streisand, and every time this happened, around the time he started yelling about her getting snubbed for the best director oscar for yentle, part of me wondered why i had to be gay, and not, say, a necrophiliac, cuz at least that way i could fuck a man and be sure he knew how to keep his mouth shut in public

Monday, February 14, 2005

I don't really know what i'm doing in LA, or whether i should stay, but I'm CERTAIN that the one thing I want to do before i leave is have a screenplay produced the plot of which culminates in a montage set to "Sisters are Doin' it for Themselves".
I would list my last five searches on Kazaa, to provide a compelling look into my inner life, but, really, I fear my close friends would lose respect for me if they knew the frequency with which the phrases "muscle fucking" and "shania twain" are the primary focus of my interest.

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