The New Jerusalem

We always talk about porn stars. What about porn character actors? What about the Dianne Wiests of skinflicks, the Ed Harrises and Kathleen Quinlands of back-door action. What about the stalwarts of the illegitimate screen who sink so far into the double-anal, double oral that we never think of them as stars, but simply as a working anus.

Sometimes I get sad that my friends have to listen to me complaining about my sexual alienation all the time. Then I remember it's ok, because i'm really GOOD at complaining about my sexual alienation. I'm a professional entertainer. I whine about being fat in front of packed audiences for literally tens of dollars. Yes, complaints about life from others may be sad, pathetic and pitiable. But from me, they are art.