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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

my last boyfriend was smart and great and all that, but he would periodically, in public, go on long diatribes about the films of barbra streisand, and every time this happened, around the time he started yelling about her getting snubbed for the best director oscar for yentle, part of me wondered why i had to be gay, and not, say, a necrophiliac, cuz at least that way i could fuck a man and be sure he knew how to keep his mouth shut in public
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