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Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Have you noticed that we don’t really hear that much about the troubles in northern Ireland anymore? I think it was too difficult for the irish to compete in this new age of punk-rock mass destruction terrorists. (punch)

Lots of people theorize the waning of IRA violence is a result of improvement in the Irish economy, which makes me wonder if we couldn’t have saved a lot of time and money by opening a couple of banana republics in Tikrit

People always say dogs are man’s best friend. I disagree. I think it’s urinals. If you really ask yourself why men have dominated society since the birth of plow agriculture, some people say it’s because we’re stronger, others say it’s because we’re more analytical, I think it’s because we can pee really fast.

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