The New Jerusalem

On the bus this morning I sat next to 5 australian guys. Are we sure that Australia is a country? because people are always saying it's a country, then other people say it's a continent. I personally, theorize it's a fraternity. Like, all australian guys are kind of athletic and burly and muscular, and they seem to be drunk a lot, and often shouting or participating in intramural athletics. but at the same time, they all love Abba and really short shorts, so they're kind of gay, too, like a real fraternity.

perhaps "the us was founded according to principals of ancient roman law, australia seems to have based its national ethos on a midwestern fraternity"