The New Jerusalem

Of the current crop of sexy young pop starlets, I think Xtina, Britney and Beyonce are the greatest, but the question is, which of them will be able to last, which one of them will still be with us 20 years from now.

I think the answer is clearly Christina. Unless that drug resistant syphallis gets to her first.

Here's why: for the past few years, Britney has been trying to keep a simultaneously skanky and clean image, really catering to the 10 year old girls and the men who love to love 10 year old girls. Beyonce has played straight R&B and kept a moderatly clean image, even going so far to say she found homosexuality disgusting.

but in this time Christina, christina wrote "beatiful" a song dedicated to gay love. Because, unlike britney and beyonce, she realizes that the little girls will grow up, the R&B crowds will move along and the pedophiles will leave you for younger, less legal starlets. But gay men. Gay men have nothing but their tans and their doll collections to get in the way of their deep love of dance divas. Christina knows that if you win the gay boys over in their twenties, you'll have them for the rest of their lives. Which also explains why Liz Taylor and Sharon Stone spend so much time raising money for aids research.

(Which, with advances in Aids drugs being what they are, could be upwards of 20 years.)