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These words are the last testament of Jesus Christ in the New World.

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

Ok, here were the things I thought of which I remember.

I was messing around with this guy: so cute. Little, blonde, lovely. we were having the best time things were ramping up towards me getting to wrangle some tail, then bam, he took his pants off to reveal the ugliest, creepiest, greyest, sea cucumber-lookingest schlong in the history of man. It was like the penis of dorian grey.

i know, brilliant, right. i'm not exactly selling it now either.

the others... i can't remember. worse, several of them were clean. how could i lose them?

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