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Tuesday, December 09, 2003

My mother's religious beliefs are sort of a mix of equal parts judaism, native american spiritualism, and 1970's conspiracy theories. Like, we can eat ham, just not during the same meal as flouridated water, because it hurts your spirit guide.

Her spirit guide is Oliver Stone?

She wouldn't let us get immunized because she believed the vaccines were made of pork. HOPI pork.

She thought the only way to keep the cia from spying on our passover seder was to mix peyote in with the bitter herb.



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