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Monday, November 24, 2003

Green as Goose Shit

A hepatitis outbreak in Pittsburgh was traced back to a load of tainted green onions. Now the CDC is suggesting green onions only be eaten fully cooked. But the whole point of green onions is that you eat them raw. Call me crazy, but I think that any risk of possible death is completely outweighed by the simple, unmittigated pleasure of enjoying scallions raw and unadulterated. It's very similar to my opinions about anal sex.

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