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Monday, September 08, 2003

Psychosemitic

My mother is the largest five foot two woman on the planet. I don't mean that in the physical sense, sure, she's gained weight since the hysterectomy, but I mean it in more of a psychological sense. Sometimes I wonder if my mother was actually a soviet sleeper agent sent into the united states to engineer a fifth column army of agents so psychologically bound to her that they would die for any cause she espoused. But she's probably just a small jewish woman. I'm probably not the best person to have perspective on that issue.

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