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Friday, June 20, 2003

Stemple

I hate approaching men in bars. Like, there's absolutely no way to strike up a conversation without effectively saying "Hello, I am wanting to make the sex on you, please look at my body and figure out the top reasons you never want to see me naked." Thus, any time I talk to anyone at a bar, I get freaky nervous, like a 1950's game show contestant. You don't know how many potential relationships i've ruined by sweating on a man then saying "Can you repeat the question?"

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