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Thursday, June 19, 2003

Dalmation Plantation

My neice is two. I remember about a year ago, i was performing some sort of baby maintainance on her, I believe she was low on power steering fluid, anyway, Her skin, like most babies, was astoundingly soft and lovely to touch, and for one moment I thought to myself, "Wouldn't it be cool to have a couch apolstered with this stuff." And, of course, i was then like "GUY YOU FREAK DISGUSTING PSYCHO" then i got over it, but as time passes, i think if someone offered me a dead baby couch, I don't know that i'd say "no."

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